I am honored and humbled to accept your nomination.
Both parties as well as independents..
I can't begin to tell you how proud this makes me and how proud I feel..
It is with great expectations that I accept this draft and formally apply to run for President of The United States of America.
I'm glad you did it when you did.
The year 2020 would have been to late for me to get started with this although I fully expect to run as an incumbent and sitting President that year.
Having been President for four years and everything in place for my second term rather than just beginning from scratch as I am now this year.
I'll be sitting President at 71 years old this year.
I don't think the world would have lasted without my having become President.
My first 100 days..
We got a lot of work to do here and a lot of unraveling of these thousands of years of insanity that got us to where we're at in all this.
Seven and a half billion people all addicted unknowingly to stimulant drugs and completely insane and not having an inkling of a clue as to where we're at and how we got here or where we're going.
Myself included except that I have a clue.
More than that I have complete knowledge of the predicament that we find ourselves in.
World War Three and about to wipe out the entire planet earth.
Economic collapse and ruin spurring everything.
Homosexuality and marijuana and christianity and the other religions feeding this monstrosity and egging it on and to be.
Every single human being being "high" and stimulated out of their mind on processed sugars and corn syrup and highbred carbohydrate plant life and caffeine and alcohol and wheat and milk and honey and fruit and fruit juice and nicotine.
Speed on top of speed on top of speed.
My first 100 days..
So what do we do about all this..
First we look at what has caused this and how it all happened and when it all began.
Adrenaline and endorphins and dopamine and other hormones.
Unnaturally flooding our bloodstream and our minds and spirits and bodies from ingesting all this manmade shit.
Our emotions and our senses and feelings.
All exaggerated and distorted by all of this unnaturally occurring speed.
Imaginations and superiority and godlike all knowing just a few of the hallmarks of speed.
All we got to do is study cocaine and amphetamines.
The "pimps" and exaggerates and homosexuality.
Christianity brought to us by the "Kings"..
Murder everybody and then give the survivors his imaginary god to further control and to feed his insatiable stimulated greed..
Taking their spirits and souls as he kills women and babies and children and men with his guns and swords and horses and armies of men..
You must bow to the King/..
The stimulated King..
And his power hungry greed from all of the stimulants flowing through his veins that he thinks is real..
He the supreme..
I'm not the first to discover the disease..
I am the first to discover the reason for the disease..
Jesus and Moses called it the "devil".
Never once knowing it was the bread and the wheat and the alcohol and caffeine..
The food they eat and drink..
Unnaturally altered by man..
Thought to be a good thing until my discovery..
..I stand against marijuana and all drugs. I stand against alcohol and caffeine and nicotine. I stand against processed sugars and corn syrup and highbred carbohydrate plant life and wheat and milk and juice and honey.
I stand against homosexuality and other sexual disease.
I stand against christianity and the holy bible and other imaginary god beliefs.
All brought on by all of the stimulants in our bloodstream..
Totally effecting our humanity.
I stand for humanity.
Just like all of the other species..
Natures perfect thing..