Wait until he finds out that selectively bred hybrid carbohydrate plant life is the exact same thing as table sugar..
That's when this thing goes through the roof..
Sugar combined with caffeine and alcohol and nicotine quadrupling the effects even more..
A pound of sugar a day..
Over one hundred teaspoons a day..
A hundred times more stimulant than nature ever intended..
The effects on the human psyche..
Wheat and corn and fruit and vegetables..