Does all this sound crazy and ludacrist

Absurd and delusional and like fantasy and imagination and made up stuff.

Fiction.

Crazy to the bone.

Conjecture.
Pure bullshit.

Hogwash.

Not an ounce of reality.

Pure fabrication.

Dream world.

Zero truth.

Impossibile

Can not possibly be.

Lies.

Grandios schemes.

Gross exaggerations.

Distortions.

No truth.

Half truths.

Science fiction.

Made for movies.

Drug induced paranoia.

We wish but it's the purest of truth and the purest of reality.

You just never heard before.

That's why it sounds so crazy.

http://www.bbc.com/travel/story/20190710-the-strange-story-of-britains-oldest-sweet